What The Hell Is Up With That?

Now I’m no prude, and I’ve gotta say the less women wear the happier I am. That being said there are certain things in fashion that will escape me. But what do I know, I’m a Function over fashion kind of guy.

I know and understand the “panty line” thing is the nemesis of woman and for years the tired to invent the perfect pair of underwear that would eliminate the lines. Then sometime in the 70′s somewhere in Brazil (of course) the thong or g string hit the market. hallelujah!!!

Looks more like a fishing lure.

Now to me this thing looks completely uncomfortable and not practical. I’m not sure how it stays in place as you move about your day. Frankly it’s stupid! It’s not stupid looking… actually I’ll take that back, it is stupid looking. I just don’t get it. What do you do if you’re waling behind a woman and this things falls off? Me I keep in forward motion and pretend nothing happened, but that’s just me. Another thing about the C String that’s upsetting to me. It removes the possibility of the whale tail:

But I’ll live to fight another day and the whale tail doesn’t factor into my everyday life enough to worry about it. But the C String… seriously, I gotta say that this one as over thought. I can’t even imagine that putting this thing on is easy. Think about how you put your underwear on, now think about the muscle memory you’ll have to develop to now put these on. In the interest of research only I went to the web-site – www.cstringdirect.com/ and here’s what is says on the first page – The C String is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom. HELLO!

It also says that you can use this thing as swimwear! Okay so here’s my boxer wearing bottom line – this thing couldn’t stay on the body in the water if the persons life depended on it. Okay I get it, that’s me being practical. Sun bathing is another thing all together. I can actually see a function for this product in that environment. Now the product itself boasts “no panty lines”, and that would be right, however I offer you this – a pinstriped ass crack – just saying.

Now this thing can really only target one kind of woman. That woman needs to be in shape and, how do I put this… neatly groomed (I think that’s a really PC way of putting that – don’t you?). But I’m not PC so I will warn any woman out there with Koala Crotch this here invention ain’t for you!!! What the hell is up with that?

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