Miss California Carrie Prejean, Beauty – Body – Dumb Ass
Far be it from me to stifle the views of anyone. This is America – home of the free, we have the right to say whatever we want, whenever we want – that’s what I love about this great nation. Now that being said we also have to endure some pretty nasty stuff like KKK rallies, Right wing gas bags & Miss California Carrie Prejean.
Now I’m not comparing our girl Carrie here to the KKK, but right wing gas bag… yeah! For the record I call anyone a Gas Bag that doesn’t share my thought process, or a thought process that includes rational thought and freedom of expression. Now for those of you that haven’t been following this debacle let me sum it up for you. Carrie Prejean during the Miss USA Pageant spoke her view about gay marriage. She basically said that she believes that a marriage should be between a man and a woman, and doesn’t believe in “opposite marriage”. Opposite marriage? Isn’t that dating? I’ve posted the video so you can see it.
Here’s what it is for me – I believe that if you want to marry anyone you can marry anyone. As long as that person can sign the marriage license you’re good to go. If Butch wants to marry Bob – Mazel tov, if Jane wants to live her days in matrimonial harmony with Glenda I say have at it sisters. I’m often confused as to why people feel they need to be involved in other peoples lives. The very notion that the same set of rights that allow us to speak our mind are altered to prevent two men from marrying each other. Then to throw salt on the would Miss Prop 8 goes on a national platform and states her beliefs (as misguided as they were), and blames her parents for raising her that way. My parents guided me, I am the person I am because of them. But trust me when I tell you we differ – I developed what they call.., “a unique personality”, one that allows me to form my own opinion, no cut and paste ideals just basic rational thought.
Just so you know I get that the question she drew was a though one, I know that. And she was clearly rattled by it (how else do you say something like “Opposite Marriage”), so I’m willing to cut her some slack. But now there’s a book deal being thrown around and she told NBC’s “Today” show Thursday that she’ll be working with the National Organization for Marriage to “protect traditional marriages.” By traditional I assume she means that trapped feeling that has good women having affairs to find happiness and men buying sports cars and acting 24 again. She went onto say that marriage is “something that is very dear to my heart” and she was in Washington to help save it. Well honey you’d better put on you’re bullet proof sash and a Kevlar crown while you’re defending the highest divorce rate ever – just saying.
And while I’m waxing on about Miss Cali’s conservative stance on gay marriage, one might ask how she feels about legalizing marijuana? I only ask to make a point that her dolphin man friend Michael Phelps was caught on camera puffing the chronic. Not that I care mind you – because I believe that making wampum legal is the right thing to do.
Michael Phelps & Carrie Prejean
So Miss California is going to take on gay marriage and make sure that the misery stays between a man and a woman. Well darling you certainly can try, but I need to warn you and your surgically enhanced boobs that the only people on you’re side are Republicans and they’re a dieing breed with very little left to talk about. Why do you think Arlen Specter jump to the left side of the aisle?
Another great Crowe cartoon.
A right winged blog called “The Consertative” their spelling not mine, referred to Carrie Prejean as a patriot! I refer to her as a “little misguided little girl that didn’t get hugged enough from Daddy show she thought putting her body on parade would would fulfill her”. Prediction, in 10 years she’s hooked on pain medication and on her third marriage to deaden that pain of being a trophy wife – What the hell is up with that?
