I want a new Snowblower and Lieberman to go away.
I figure with only a few shopping days left I better get my list out there so you all can begin to work on it. Here’s the best part there will be no need to write any of it down just clip the article and go shopping.
First on the list. I’ve never really wanted anyone to flat out disappear, but I’m thinking that I really want Joe Lieberman to vanish. His constant flip flopping and threats have given me a great big giant headache and I’m tired of looking at him. I’m not sure anymore what Al Gore saw in this chooch but I see nothing then a pandering to the highest bidder lawn jockey with the sense and sensibility of the dog that relieves himself on that same lawn jockey. Every time I see his face I beg for another Tiger Woods mistress to step forward so that he disappears again. Hey wait a minute - strike this one from the list, I think Tiger is getting me this one.
Okay my new first item, Health Care for everyone regardless of wealth or lack there of. There shouldn’t be a difference between the care you receive if you’re the CEO of GM or the fry guy at McDonalds. There are both people, and both serving a purpose on this planet and should be treated equally. So, as I’m not sure what store you get this one at I really do want it and it doesn’t need to be wrapped, it just needs to be!
Second on the list a new snow blower (hey something has to be for me I can’t keep bailing you people out). I have to say, I have always had great car karma. Any car I’ve purchased seems for the most part to treat me right. But as of late I’ve developed bad Snow Blower Karma. I’m not sure why, but for the last two years I’ve got nothing but problems. I bought a great used machine at the end of the year last year and used it the other day – CHUNK – following by nothing. I wasn’t even doing anything and it just stopped, what’s that all about? Machines usually love me – because I love them back. I do the routine maintenance as suggested by the routine maintenance people, yet CHUNK! So I’m thinking something with a warranty would be nice. But I guess I should really wait and see what the folks at Brown & Roberts say first, it might not be that bad.
Third – real TV, not reality TV – real TV. I realize that the older I get the less I watch television. Now some of you might think that this is a God send, and you’re not completely wrong. But the reason I don’t watch TV is because I’m confronted with things like “Jersey Shore”. For those not familiar it’s the one that’s in the headlines because some drunken Italian American punches a girl in the face. Stuff like that brings us leaps and bounds toward idiocracy and the great dumbing down of America. Now I am a big sports nut so I still view television in three or four hour blocks – if it’s a Yankees v. Red Sox game more like four or five hours. So what I’d like to see happen if bring back shows like All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Fawlty Towers. This was when TV was at its absolute best.
And lastly and completely cliché – World Peace! How nice would that be, I would actually like to move that to the top of the list but for the articles sake leading with a cliché is.., well – cliché. But imagine a world that didn’t want to bomb everyone because of religious beliefs or sexual preference, skin color or just as dumb. That one is pie in the sky, but I really felt I would be remiss if I didn’t include it. So you’ve got your list, lead with world peace and everything will follow. Actually leave the whole Yankee Red Sox thing out of the peace part – I kinda like that tension – What the hell Is up with that?
