Archive for January, 2010

Have you found what you’re looking for?

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Welcome to the great vacillation nation that I call America.  I’m whole heartily convinced that we should no longer put fluoride into our water supplies.  We should replace it with Ritalin and get this country to focus on something other than the next episode of American Idol.

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Mass Hysteria or Commonwealth Confusion?

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

With the Republicans down they hand the ball off the their sixth man off the bench Scott Brown. The Dems are playing man coverage, Martha Coakley picks up Brown at half court and now she’s just standing there – she’s not doing anything. There’s only 2 ticks left on the clock & Brown is frantically looking to pass the ball but nobody’s there to help, we’re down to 1 second Brown had better doing something… and he does! He pulls up for three as time expires and……… NAILS IT!!!!  Brown nails a three pointer at the buzzer and the Republicans loose by 9. And that’s exactly what we’ve got here – so slow your roll! (more…)

You Effing Stink!!!!

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

It’s really simple as far as I can tell. If you work out - use some God Damn deodorant! I don’t think it’s asking too much is it? All you have to do is not smell, I’m not asking you to preform life saving brain surgery! I’m asking you to roll on some anti-stink juice so I don’t have to adjust the way I breath when I’m working out next to you. (more…)

Say Good Bye Wall Street and Hello to Main Street

Friday, January 1st, 2010

At some point in the spring Congress passed The Credit Card Accountability, Responsibility, and Disclosure Act also known appropriately as CARD. It was supposed to outlaw arbitrary increases in interest rates, fees or finance charges. How did it work… it didn’t! Why? Because for some reason the bill was written in such a way that it really wasn’t going to go into effect until February of 2010! What does that mean? It means this, if you get a letter from your credit card company open it with one hand over the seat of your pants because chances are they are about to put a hurting on you, in some cases to the tune of a 30 percent interest rate! (more…)