Lady’s and Gents meet the dumbest woman on earth!
Her name… Donna Simpson. She currently weighs over 600 pounds, but she has a weight goal. She wants to be 1,000 pounds! Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ!!!! What the hell is wrong with people? I’m a fat bastard in recovery so it’s not like I don’t understand what’s it’s like to carry the load I do. But I needed to get healthy and I did. I took a while, but when you get to watch your Mother laying on the floor of her kitchen because the EMS workers need more bodies to get her down the stairs – then you change the way you’re doing things. And Donna Simpson is treating her family to the same thing.
Unfortunately this time around we live in a country that will allow this woman to continue on with her lofty goal of weighing in a butt ton! Because by the time she’s done she is going to be a financial drain on the tax payer.
She runs her own web-site where dumb asses can go to and pay to watch her eat. For the life of me I can’t figure out why someone would do that but I guess it takes all kinds. She says that in order to reach her goal of being an uber fat ass she must consume 12,000 calories per day! That’s like eating 40 Whoppers, or based on a 1,200 per day diet – 10 days of food in one day. This all begs the question why not put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. And if you’re thinking “Man Fish, you’re kinda of harsh”, allow me to explain.
About five year ago I got a call from my father informing me that my mother had collapsed on the ground and they were rushing her to the hospital. My folks lived a half hour from me. I called back and asked him some questions about her condition and he thought she might of had a stroke. As it turns out he was correct. I hoped in the car with my wife and we raced to their house only to find the ambulance still in the driveway – a heart dropping moment! You assume after a 30 minute care ride you’ll just be picking up your father and racing to the hospital but in this instance that was not to be. I honestly thought she had died. It turned out that my Mother who stood 5 feet tall and weighed in excess of 300 pounds needed one more person to help carry her out – I was that person. I was a 40 year old man when it happened and I still haven’t wiped my memory of her face lying on the floor with the look in her eyes that this may very well be the last time she sees me. A horrible night to say the least.
The story is make a bigger point. Donna Simpson has two children. She’s 42 years old. What kind of life do you suppose she is lining up for her kids? She can’t walk more than 20 feet with out her knees giving out, she’s border line diabetic and about the most selfish person I think I’ve ever come across. As a parent your responsibility is provide a positive roll model, something your children will want to emulate. This, this is disgusting and frankly her are setting up for a lifetime of hurt and disappointment. That being said I don’t want to make it sound like every overweight parent is a horrible parent. But someone who has made this proclamation certainly walking… opps waddling around with their heads straight up their fat asses.
She pays nearly $750.00 per week in food. She’s uninsured and unlikely to get insurance due to the risk level. SO undoubtly she’ll become a financial drain on the tax paying citizens of NJ. all because a goal. Her goal is to be crowned the world’s fattest mother. I say we crown her the world’s dumbest mother and move on! What the hell is up with that?
